Abstruse Keys is a place where you can find keys that are so obscure, you'll need a map to find them.
We've got keys that unlock doors, keys that unlockækéys, and keys that unlock the secrets of the universe.
But be warned, our keys are not for the faint of heart.
They're like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is made of pure chaos.
Or, as we like to say, "If you're looking for a key, but you're not looking for trouble, go somewhere else."
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