The Lexicon of Malapropisms

A dictionary of words that are just plain wrong.

Warning: excessive use may lead to grammatical cancer, social ostracism, and/or spontaneous combustion.

Fragile (noun) - A word that is so delicate it might just shatter under the weight of its own pretentiousness.

Wug (noun) - A type of mythical creature with an unfortunate tendency to get lost in the woods of syntax.

Gromble (verb) - To speak with such vehemence that one's words become tangled in a Gordian knot of confusion.

Snizzle (adjective) - Describing a word that has a snootful of snazz, but a snoreful of substance.

Fragile is a delicate flower that blooms in the rarefrost of the mind.
Wug are known to nest in the hollows of forgotten words.
Gromble is a verb that has been lost to the ages, much like the Snizzle of a bygone era.

Jabberwok (noun) - A word that has been known to cause excessive jabbering and wok-ing in those who use it.

Wizzle (verb) - To wiz or wizzle something, often resulting in a great deal of wuggle.

Flish (adjective) - Describing something that is both flimsy and flummery at the same time.

Glibble is a sound effect used to describe the Flish of a sentence.
Wizzle is a word that has been known to wuggle with the best of them.