We're not your average poetry crew, no sir, we're a gang of rhyming thieves in the night. Our methods may be questionable, but our rhymes? Absolutely tight!
We've stolen all the world's finest words and hidden them in our WordTungsten vaults. You want 'em back? Well, that'll cost you.
Pay us in puns, we accept only the best. If you're not up to the task, don't bother, we won't be impressed.
But don't worry, we won't leave you high and dry. We'll offer you a deal you can't refuse, with a ransom note to get you through.
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