Underwater Pianism for Beginners

Welcome, young aquatic pianists! Are you ready to dive into the world of underwater music?

In this beginner's course, we'll teach you the basics of playing piano underwater. You'll learn how to navigate the complexities of water pressure, buoyancy, and fishy feedback loops.

Learn the Fundamentals of Underwater Pianism, including how to hold your breath, move your fins, and avoid getting tangled in seaweed.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Advanced Course, where you'll explore the intricacies of underwater harmonics and learn how to conduct a symphony of dolphins.

P.S. Don't forget to bring your cat.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be afraid to schedule a practice session with one of our expert instructors.

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to play the piano while scuba diving. Seriously, don't do it. Just don't.