Welcome to the Brutalist Kitchen

Where the art of cooking meets the art of being brutal.

Our menu features the finest in overcooked meats, burnt offerings, and intentionally imperfect creations.

Join us for cooking workshops where you'll learn the art of creating the most unappetizing dishes in the city.

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