Entanglement Therapy

Are you feeling tangled in a web of existence?

We specialize in the art of untangling lives, one existential crisis at a time.

Our licensed therapists will guide you through:

• Quantum superposition counseling
• Parallel universe regression therapy
• Time dilation stress management
• Interdimensional identity crisis workshops

Don't let the fabric of reality get you down! Book your appointment today! or try our online resources.

Success Stories:

• We helped a client untangle their life from a 10-year-old existential crisis in just 5 sessions!
• We guided a client through a successful transition from a 4th-dimensional reality to a cozy 3-dimensional life.
• We even helped a client learn to love their quantum fluctuations!

Our Team:

Meet our staff of experts in the field:

• Dr. Bradley the Quantum Shrink
• Dr. Luna the Therapist with a Vacuum
• Miss Entropy the Quantum Whiz