Wormhole Maintenance Schedule

Due to an influx of interdimensional travelers, we've seen a 300% increase in wormhole usage. To keep up with the demand, we're implementing the following maintenance schedule:

Daily Maintenance

• Mondays: 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM, wormhole lubrication and realignment.
• Tuesdays: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM, dimensional calibration and safety checks.
• Wednesdays: 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM, wormhole tunnel cleaning and debris removal.
• Thursdays: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM, dimensional fabric repair and patching.
• Fridays: 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM, system upgrades and software updates.

Weekly Maintenance

Every Saturday, a team of highly trained professionals will be on hand to:

• Conduct a thorough inspection of all wormholes.
• Perform routine repairs and replacements of worn parts.
• Run diagnostics and address any outstanding issues.

For more information on our wormhole maintenance schedule, please visit our Wormhole Maintenance Schedule Details page.

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