WELCOME TO THE QUANTUM FLUX DISCOMBOBULATOR

Where the laws of physics are merely "suggestive"...

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This Discombobulator is powered by a flux capacitor that's on the fritz.

Note: I've taken some creative liberties with the word "Discombobulator" as it's a real word, but its usage here is purely fictional. The site's purpose and features are also entirely fabricated for comedic effect.