Writing Tips and Tricks from the Poetic Oracle

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So, here's the deal. Write a poem that will make people laugh, cry, scream, and possibly call their lawyers. Then, and only then, will you be a real poet. Otherwise, you're just a hack.

Prophets of the Poem

We've assembled a team of expert propehts, ready to offer their advice on the prophets art of writing. Ask us anything, and we'll give you an answer that's sure to blow your mind. Or, you know, just confuse you.

Prophet of Puns

Our first prophet, Punsley McPunsface, is here to help you craft the perfect pun-filled poem that will leave readers groaning and wondering how you even manage to make a living.

Learn From Punsley | Pun-takeover: A Guide to Writing a Poem That's a Real Jaw-Dropper

Prophet of Punsley McPunsface

Our second prophet, Punsley McPunsface, is here to help you overcome writer's block by writing a poem about writer's block. It's a real thing, we swear.

Learn From Punsley 2 | Pun-takeover 2: A Guide to Writing a Poem That's a Real Block-Buster

Prophet of Punsley McPunsface 2

Our third prophet, Punsley McPunsface 2, is here to help you submit your poem to literary magazines. Because, you know, that's what they're all about. Submissions, submissions, submissions.

Learn From Punsley 3 | Submissions Are Not a Game