Why Be Right: A Guide to Being Wrong

Lesson 1.1.1: The Art of Being Wrong

Why bother with being right when you can be wrong? It's a liberating feeling, like a hot knife to the gut of societal expectations.

Step 1: Practice in front of a mirror. Stare into its abyss and scream, "I am WRONG!" until you believe it.

Step 2: Engage in a heated discussion with a friend, family member, or pet. Defend your wrongness with conviction.

Step 3: Write a strongly worded letter to your local government representative. Sign it with a flourish, then rip it up and burn it in a dramatic flair.

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