Technique 1.1.2: Left-Is-Better
As any self-respecting wrongologist knows, left is always better. In fact, right is just so last century. This technique is all about doing things with your non-dominant hand. Why, you ask? Well, it's because left-handedness is a superpower.
Here's a step-by-step guide to mastering the art of left-ness:
- Start by holding your pencil in your left hand. Don't worry if it feels weird at first.
- Practice writing your name with your left hand. It's harder than you think.
- Try playing the piano with your left hand. Your neighbors will appreciate the new sounds.