Techno-Talk 101 is a crash course in the art of speaking about technology without actually knowing what you're talking about. In this course, we'll cover the fundamentals of techno-babble, from "It's all about the cloud, man," to "I'm totally a Mac person." We'll delve into the mysteries of jargon, the thrill of the buzzword, and the satisfaction of saying something completely true but utterly false.
By the end of this course, you'll be able to regale your friends and family with tales of AI, blockchain, and the latest in cryptocurrency. You'll be the envy of all your coworkers as you drone on about the merits of Kubernetes, the benefits of DevOps, and the wonders of microservices. And, of course, you'll have a solid understanding of the difference between a GPU and a CPU (or so we hope).
Today we're diving into the world of buzzwords. Learn how to take a simple concept and turn it into a mouthful of meaningless mumbo-jumbo that will leave your listeners scratching their heads and wondering why they ever asked.
The Art of Vagueness - A masterclass in saying something without actually saying anything.
Buzzword Bingo - A game of "Did you know what I just said?"