Lesson 1.3: The Art of Distracting Your Audience with a Well-Timed Hairball
When done correctly, a hairball can clear a room in 2 seconds flat. But how do you achieve this feat? It's all about misdirection.
Start by practicing your hairball in front of a mirror. You want to make sure you're getting the right amount of fluff, the right amount of static, and the right amount of... well, ball.
Subpage: Step 2: Faux-Pass
Subpage: Step 3: Deke the Deer
Subpage: Step 4: The Old Switcheroo