Subchallenge 1: Write 5 paragraphs about the aesthetic appeal of Comic Sans.
It's fun, it's bubbly, and it's utterly incomprehensible in a legal setting.
Subchallenge 2: Write 3 paragraphs about the historical significance of Comic Sans in the world of law.
Did you know that Comic Sans has been used in over 10% of all restraining order letters sent to exes in the last 5 years?
Subchallenge 3: Write 2 paragraphs about the psychological impact of Comic Sans on judges and juries.
It's a font of pure, unadulterated confusion. A font that says "I'm a professional, but also a clown!"