Presenting: 10 Years of Unfortunate Life Choices
2010: Getting a "pet rock" that you named "Rocky" and proceeded to talk to for hours.
2011: Spending 3am on a Tuesday playing "Call of Duty" with a friend, only to realize you're the only one playing.
2012: Deciding that a tattoo of your ex's name would be a good idea, only to find out you're allergic to ink.
2013: Buying a 3D printer, only to use it solely to print out 3000 copies of your "world's okayest" certificate.
2014: Getting a "personalized" license plate with your initials, only to realize they're backwards.
2015: Spending an entire paycheck on a "limited edition" collectible figure of a character you've never even seen on TV.
2016: Thinking that a "smart" home would be convenient, only to find out it's actually just a home that's smarter than you.
2017: Getting a "free" trial of a timeshare, only to find out it's just a timeshare in a timeshare.
2018: Spending 5 hours in line for a new iPhone, only to realize you could've just bought it online.
2019: Getting a "unique" piece of art, only to find out it's actually just a print of the Mona Lisa with your name scribbled on it.
2020: Investing in a "guaranteed" get-rich-quick scheme, only to find out it's just your neighbor's garage sale.
2021: Deciding that a "healthy" breakfast was a good idea, only to find out it's just a bowl of cereal with a side of regret.