And the Winner is... Benedict Cumberbatch's Doppelganger!

For his stunning portrayal of "The Guy Who Played the Guy Who Played the Guy," Benedict Cumberbatch's doppelganger won over the hearts of the academy with his dashing good looks and impeccable acting skills.

• Best Supporting Actor: Tilda Swinton's Hair
• Best Actress: Meryl's Moxie (Meryl's Moxie's 5th win, we're running out of letters)

Other notable mentions include:

• Best Use of CGI: The Last Airbender's Beard
• Best Use of a 90s reference: Denzel's Dopey Dancing

Stay tuned for our coverage of the Best Director award, where we'll see if The Coen Brothers' Unborn Twin takes the prize.