The Yoga Poses of Despair

For those who can barely touch their nose to their knee.

The "I've Given Up" Pose

Sit on the floor with your legs splayed out like a frog, arms limp at your sides, and eyes fixed on the ceiling.

There Wasn't Space

The "I've Had Enough" Pose

Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart, arms crossed, and a scowl on your face.

There Wasn't Space