you are the real moron

Congratulations! After rigorous testing and a series of grueling mental evaluations, we have determined that you are, in fact, the Real Moron. This prestigious title comes with a hefty side of crippling self-doubt, existential angst, and an unrelenting sense of impending doom.

Symptoms of Real Moron Syndrome:

• Excessive use of Comic Sans in all professional settings
• Unshakeable conviction that you are secretly a genius, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
• Compulsive use of the phrase "But have you considered the opposite?" in every conversation
• Uncontrollable urge to argue with inanimate objects

Subpages:

• your mom is disappointed in you
• you are the actual worst