You Now Hate Your Friends
Congratulations! You've finally reached the pinnacle of social awkwardness. Your friends are tired of your constant 'I'm fine' responses to their 'How are you?'s and are starting to suspect that you might actually be a robot.
Don't worry, it's not you, it's them. They just can't handle the existential dread that comes with hanging out with someone who's lost all hope in life.
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