YOU WISH!

You wish, you wish, you wish, it seems like every day... but do you really have to wish? Can't you just make it so? Maybe not, but that's not the point. The point is, you wish, and we're here to indulge you.

Wishes can be a powerful thing. They can make you feel better or worse. They can make you want to do silly things like eat an entire pizza by yourself or become a professional snail trainer. But don't worry, we won't judge you. We'll just provide you with a bunch of absurd, made-up content to make you laugh or maybe, just maybe, make your wish come true.

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