Rescheduling the Unavoidable

It's not you, it's me. We've been rescheduled.

Unfortunately, your appointment with the apocalypse has been rescheduled to 3:45 PM. Please report to the local bunker for further instructions.

Reason for reschedule: Sudden onset of existential dread.

Please do not attempt to reschedule the apocalypse, as this is a futile effort.