Winner of the Golden Pixel Award for Most Creative Use of Comic Sans in a Logo
Certificate of Achievement for Most Likely to Use All-Caps in a Sentence: "I AM THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!"
Recipient of the "I Told You So" Award for Successfully Navigating the Maze of Broken Links
Eating an entire pizza by myself in one sitting
Easily solved the puzzle of the missing socks in the wash
Perfectly balanced the ratio of cats to humans in the household