It starts with a frantic phone call from the bank, the library, and the local DMV.
He frantically tries to reset his password, but the 'Reset Password' button looks suspiciously like a 'Delete Account' button.
He spends the next hour trying to figure out why his computer is yelling at him.
He finally remembers he changed it last week... to the same password he's had since 1995.
He realizes he needs help.