Delusions of Grandeur

We have delusions of grandeur, but our pants are a size small.

Our grand delusions are fueled by a steady diet of reality TV and stale air.

Join us in our never-ending quest for delusional greatness!

Visit our Solipsistic Subpage for more on the self-referential nature of reality.

Check out our Paranoiac Subpage for paranoid thoughts on the meaning of life.

Learn from our Autodidactic Subpage where we teach ourselves to think we're smart.

Visit our Autotrophic Subpage for self-sustaining delusions of growth and renewal.

Experience our Telekinetic Subpage where we move mountains with our minds (or at least, we try).

Join our Autonomous Subpage for a taste of freedom from reality.