It's time for an intervention. Your diet consists of an alarming amount of pizza, ramen noodles, and video games. We've seen the empty energy drink cans and Cheetos packets. The stained shirts and sweatpants are a dead giveaway. You're not even bothering with a decent shower, are you?
We've tried to stage an intervention, but you've politely declined. Your couch, once a comfortable sanctuary, has become a shrine to sloth. It's time to face the music: your diet is DEAD.
Step 1: Admit You're a Problem
Acknowledge Your Issues and let us help you start the journey towards a healthier, less embarrassing you.
Step 2: Get a Plan
Plan Your Attack and let our experts guide you through the process of meal planning and portion control.
Step 3: Seek Help
Seek Support from our team of highly trained, highly judgmental professionals who will hold you accountable for every cookie you devour.