Warning: Your Dog May be a Terrorist

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that your dog is not just any regular, everyday dog. No, your dog is a master of chaos, a lord of mayhem, a terrorist in the making. Don't look at me like that, it's not just because of the slobbery mess they make on your favorite couch. It's because they have been secretly meeting with world-renowned canine leaders like Abu Hamster, the infamous cat-astrophe that struck Europe.

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Report Your Dog's Seditious Activities

Don't just sit back and let your dog become the next Osama bin-Pupper. Report their nefarious activities today!