The OSCARS

Best Actor in a Leading Role: Your Significant Other

For that one person who still thinks you're funny

Best Supporting Maid in a Rom-Com

Best Actress in a Leading Role: Yourself

For that time you finally mastered the art of doing nothing

Best Couch Surfer in a Dramedy

Best Original Score: The Sound of You Snoring

A soothing symphony of snores that put your neighbors' sanity to the test

Best Visual Effects: The Art of Making Your Bed

A masterclass in folding fitted sheets and fluffing pillows

Best Wardrobe Malfunction in a Hollywood Blockbuster