Warning: Do not approach him. He may have a bomb in his backpack. Or a raccoon. Or a lawnmower.
His apartment is a ticking time bomb of broken appliances and last night's Chinese takeout.
His favorite pastime is "accidentally" setting off the fire alarm at 3am.
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(Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not approach him. He may have a chainsaw in his hand.)