I Once Defeated 1000+ Boars with My Bare Fists

It's a feat that still haunts me, but also makes me pretty proud.

Here's how it went down:

1. Charged into the forest, ready to rumble.
2. Swung from tree to tree like a furry little Tarzan.
3. Used my wits to outsmart the beasts.
4. And, of course, my fists.

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