It's true, your mom is silky, silky, silky.
She's got the silky smooth moves of a snake oil salesman.
But don't worry, she won't sell you any actual silk, she just talks about it.
Your mom is Silky is actually a code word for "she's always watching you."
Your mom is Silky is a scam, don't trust the silky smooth talk.
Your mom is Silky is actually a code word for "she sells silk on eBay."