html Space Vacuum FAQ: Because Your Intergalactic Mess is Our Business

Most Frequently Asked Questions (and Some Not-So-Frequently Asked Ones)

Q: What is the purpose of a Space Vacuum?

A: To suck up all the space debris, duh.

Q: Will it work on my spaceship?

A: Only if you're willing to sign a waiver, because we can't be responsible for all the lost souls trapped in the vortex.

Q: Can I use it on my neighbor's asteroid base?

A: Only if you've got the clearance codes, buddy. Don't make us come after you with laser-guided drones.

Q: Will it remove the stains on my space suit?

A: Negative, it's just for big, cosmic messes. You might want to try some space-enzyme for that.

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