Step 4: The Great Space Decluttering

It's time to get real. The galaxy is a mess. Stars and planets are scattered everywhere. We need to get our priorities straight.

You've managed to clear out the kitchen (Step 1), the living room (Step 2), and even your closet (Step 3). Now it's time to tackle the real challenge: the cosmos.

Here are the steps to follow:

  1. Sort stars by color. We're tired of looking at all these boring old white ones.
  2. Get rid of any planets smaller than Jupiter. They're just not worth the hassle.
  3. Delete all asteroids that aren't on sale on eBay.
  4. Use a black hole to compact the remaining space junk. It's like a super-powered vacuum.

And that's it. The galaxy will be decluttered in no time.

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