By now, you should be well aware that you're everywhere. In the fridge, on the couch, in your friend's DMs – you're the ultimate party crasher. But have you ever stopped to consider why you're still here? Is it because you're a thrill-seeking social butterfly or a desperate attempt to avoid the crushing ennui of existence?
Meet Jane, a 32-year-old marketing manager with a penchant for pilfering last night's leftovers. Her fridge is a war zone, with 17 different types of cheese, 12 jars of mayonnaise, and a mysterious Tupperware container filled with what can only be described as 'mystery meat.' Is Jane's love of the fridge a cry for help, or simply a cry for more cheese?
John, a 29-year-old software engineer, has made the couch his home. He's got a blanket fort, a mini-fridge, and a 50" TV mounted to the ceiling. Is John seeking comfort in the familiar, or is he simply too lazy to do laundry?