According to the totally scientific and completely not-at-all-biased "Your Mom is Hotter" Institute, your mom is not, in fact, as hot as you claim.
Our research team, comprised of 17 highly trained experts (okay, it was just Dave from HR), have conducted an exhaustive study that concludes: "Your mom is not hotter than the average household appliance."
Don't @ us. Read our report for more info on the superiority of your mom
Or, if you insist on being a delusional child, visit our denial support group and get some help.