Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in an endless cycle of learning? Do you find yourself perpetually Googling "How to fold a fitted sheet" at 3am? Do you dream of transcending the mundane and achieving true enlightenment?
Recognize that you're already a master of the things that matter most. Your skills in folding a fitted sheet are unmatched, your ability to recite the alphabet backwards is a gift.
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Set aside 30 minutes each day to stare blankly at a wall, contemplating the meaning of life. This will help you cultivate a sense of existential dread that will make learning seem like a chore.
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Redirect your energy towards something more rewarding, like collecting antique door knobs or practicing the art of extreme ironing. These activities require a similar level of dedication and focus as learning, but with more... flair.
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Act as though you're an expert in the field, even if you have no idea what you're talking about. This is especially effective when discussing topics like quantum physics or the meaning of life.