Overcoming the Urge to Learn Anything New

Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in an endless cycle of learning? Do you find yourself perpetually Googling "How to fold a fitted sheet" at 3am? Do you dream of transcending the mundane and achieving true enlightenment?

Step 1: Accept Your Ignorance

Recognize that you're already a master of the things that matter most. Your skills in folding a fitted sheet are unmatched, your ability to recite the alphabet backwards is a gift.

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Step 2: Create Your Own Learning Obstacles

Set aside 30 minutes each day to stare blankly at a wall, contemplating the meaning of life. This will help you cultivate a sense of existential dread that will make learning seem like a chore.

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Step 3: Find a Better Hobby

Redirect your energy towards something more rewarding, like collecting antique door knobs or practicing the art of extreme ironing. These activities require a similar level of dedication and focus as learning, but with more... flair.

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Step 4: Fake It Till You Make It (Or Till You Get Bored)

Act as though you're an expert in the field, even if you have no idea what you're talking about. This is especially effective when discussing topics like quantum physics or the meaning of life.

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