Zen Paralysis

You have entered the realm of Zen Paralysis, where the air is thick with the weight of inaction.

Here, the only thing you're required to do is... nothing.

We have a special "Do Nothing" button for you. Click here to experience the thrill of doing absolutely, utterly, and completely nothing.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Philosophical Navel-Gazing page, where you can ponder the meaning of nothingness.