Quantifying Emotions
In our groundbreaking research, we've managed to quantify the feeling of nothingness.
Zero Emotions per Minute (ZEMP): A Measure of the Void.
Our team of highly trained professionals has worked tirelessly to create the most boring, soul-crushing, and life-draining experience known to man.
Our research has been published in several prestigious journals, including the Journal of Zero Entertainment and the Emotional Nullity Index.