In the depths of the human brain, a secret society of zeros has been discovered. These zeros, known as the "Zeroth Order of Emotions," have been manipulating human feelings for centuries.
Using advanced algorithms and a dash of dark magic, the Zeroth Order has developed a system to quantify any emotion, no matter how complex or abstract. They've created a scale of zero to ten, where ten is the most intense feeling known to mankind.
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