Zero-Benefit Benefit Plans

Because who needs benefits, really?

• Nothing at All
• Insurance for Just Anything
• You Get What You Pay For
• Minimum Viable Plan
• Zero-Benefit Benefit Plans Administration

Nothing at All

The plan that promises you nothing. Literally.

You'll get:

• -0% chance of receiving any benefits.
• No financial support.
• No job security.

Insurance for Just Anything

Because who needs specificity, anyway?

You'll get:

• Insurance for anything you can think of.
• From dental to carpal tunnel syndrome.
• But only on Tuesdays.

You Get What You Pay For

The more you pay, the more you'll get. Sort of.

You'll get:

• A fancy pen for $100.
• A slightly-less-fancy pen for $50.
• No pen at all for free.

Minimum Viable Plan

The bare minimum to get by.

You'll get:

• The minimum required benefits.
• Just enough to scrape by.
• No extras or frills.

Zero-Benefit Benefit Plans Administration

Where the rubber meets the road (or doesn't).

You'll get:

• A 404 error page.
• A sarcastic response.
• No actual administration.