Where your every move is tracked, monitored, and judged
At Zero-Calorie, Zero-Privacy, we're not just a website. We're a panopticon of surveillance. Every click, every scroll, every cookie click is tracked, stored, and analyzed. Our algorithms are smarter than yours.
We'll know your you are being watched status, your cookie friends, and even your reading habits. Because, let's face it, ประก you can't hide from us.
Currently being watched by: 42 users
Cookie clicks per minute: 13.4
Server uptime: 99.9%