You can't have a zero carbon footprint, it's impossible!
Actually, you can, but it's really, really hard.
Here are some facts that might help:
- Using an energy-efficient LED light bulb, you'll save enough energy to light up a small village!
- Driving a electric car, you'll save more carbon than you'll save on a vegan diet.
- Buying local, organic produce will not only reduce your carbon footprint but also make you a hipster.
- Using public transportation will not only save you money but also make you a hermit.
- Recycling is so overrated, just try to do without!
But wait, there's more! Check out our Zero Carbon Footprint Challenge, where you can test your skills in real-time, and receive a virtual trophy if you succeed.