Zero-Care-101: A Guide to Not Caring About Anything

Welcome to Zero-Care-101, where the art of not caring is taken very seriously.

Lesson 1: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

In this lesson, you will learn the fundamental principles of doing the bare minimum, including but not limited to:

• Only doing what you absolutely have to do
• Procrastinating until the last possible second
• Absorbing the minimum amount of information possible

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Lesson 2: The Power of Not Giving a F***

In this lesson, you will learn how to harness the power of not caring about anything, including but not limited to:

• Saying "meh" instead of "yes" or "no"
• Absorbing the emotional spectrum
• Not making eye contact with anyone, ever

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