Zero-Care Tips

Care is overrated. Here are some tips on how to live life with zero care in the world:

1. Wear the same outfit every day

Why bother with fashion? Just throw on your favorite stained t-shirt and sweatpants, and you're good to go!

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2. Eat only pizza

Pizza is the perfect food for the zero-care lifestyle. It's easy to order, easy to eat, and has all the nutrients of a sad, regretful relationship.

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3. Stop showering

Who needs personal hygiene, anyway? Just roll around in the dirt and call yourself "earthy".

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4. Never, ever learn anything new

Why bother with knowledge when you can just pretend you're still in college and get a participation trophy?

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5. Never leave your house

Why bother with the world outside when you can just stay in your pajamas all day and watch Netflix? Sounds like a dream come true!

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