This is the Absolute Zero of the internet. A place where nothing exists, yet everything is possible.
You have entered a zone of pure nothingness. A blank slate where creativity is the only limit.
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This page is a parody of the real thing, but not as good.
Visit our Slightly Less Blank subpage for a more... substantial experience.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Absolute Blank 3 for a truly existential crisis.