Step 1: Buy a pre-made salad from the store.
Step 2: Eat it while staring at a wall.
Step 3: Compliment your taste buds on their exquisite taste in salad selection.
Bonus Step: Repeat steps 1-3 for a week, then claim you're a salad connoisseur.
A Guide to Not Wasting Your Time or Money
Step 1: Buy a pre-made salad from the store.
Step 2: Eat it while staring at a wall.
Step 3: Compliment your taste buds on their exquisite taste in salad selection.
Bonus Step: Repeat steps 1-3 for a week, then claim you're a salad connoisseur.