Zero Cooking Salad: The Art of Not Cooking a Salad

A Guide to Not Wasting Your Time or Money

Salad

Step 1: Buy a pre-made salad from the store.

Step 2: Eat it while staring at a wall.

Step 3: Compliment your taste buds on their exquisite taste in salad selection.

Bonus Step: Repeat steps 1-3 for a week, then claim you're a salad connoisseur.