Zero Cooking Salad: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the ultimate guide to cooking a salad with zero effort. You know, the ones you find in the fridge that have been sitting there since the Clinton administration? Those ones.

• Tip 2: Use last week's leftover pizza as a topping
• Tip 3: Don't even bother washing the lettuce
• Tip 4: The only thing you need to chop is the air in the room

		
			// Zero cooking salad in 5 easy steps
			// 1. Grab a bowl
			// 2. Open fridge
			// 3. Grab a random bag of pre-shredded lettuce
			// 4. Add whatever's in the crisper drawer
			// 5. Voilà!