Zero-Day Deflection: Where Browsers Are the New Bane of Society

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Here at Zero-Day Deflection, we specialize in the art of deflecting zero-day attacks. Our team of expert "deflectors" will redirect your browser to a fake webpage, making your computer think it's still working while we secretly install adware and malware on your machine.