Zero-Day Syndrome

Zero-Day Syndrome is a rare and highly contagious condition affecting only the most affected-only-by-the-most-bright-objects of the world. Symptoms include an intense desire to click on every link and and the occasional blinking of the eyes.

        // Zero-Day Syndrome Code
        // 
        // 1. Check for affected objects
        // 2. Click on all links
        // 3. Blink at every opportunity
        

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