Welcome, fellow debt-ridden individuals!
Refuse to acknowledge the existence of your debt. Tell your creditors to "talk to the hand".
Learn more about Debt Denial TechniquesChange your name, your appearance, and your phone number to avoid creditor harassment.
Discover the art of RebrandingUnite with other debtors and form a union to negotiate better loan terms. Or just blame the government.
Join the Debtors' Union today!Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not actually try this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.