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Zero Debt Fees: Because Who Needs Interest Rates, Am I Right?
Zero Debt Fees: Because Who Needs Interest Rates, Am I Right?
Here at Zero Debt, we believe that interest rates are so last season.
That's why we're introducing our new "Zero Debt" policy: no interest rates, no hidden fees, no pesky penalties.
Our interest rates are so last century. We're talkin' ancient history. Like, literally, ancient.
Our customers get:
- No interest on their balances. Zilch, zip, zero.
- No fees for late payments. You're on time, we're on time, we're all on time.
- Just plain, honest, debt-free living.
But wait, there's more! Our customers also get:
- Free access to our exclusive "Debt-Free" support group.
- A complimentary copy of our best-selling book: "The Interest Rate is a Lie."
- A year's supply of free hugs (just kidding, we'll just send you a funny meme).
Ready to join the 21st century? Ready to leave interest rates in the dustbin of history?
Then sign up for Zero Debt today, and let's get this party started!
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